orientation
My Blog v1.04.01.09

oh. my. orientation. has rocked. very exhausting. ssuupperr fun. if not the most fun week of my life. soo many thing to blog about. im kinda regretting not bloggin bout them earlier.

okay. day one. the theme was vollywood and everything movie-ish associated with it. film and flick. i was in ingole [which for some reason represents lord of the rings] and inante. the other films were Vader [star wars], Indigoo [austin powers], Corsiar [pirates of the carribean], Trojan [troy], Orion [james bond], Rodeo [wild wild west] Ingole [LOTR] and Arana [tarzan].

the ogls. the ogls were like damn-super-bloody friendly lar. so the first day in the morning did some interaction with 05V13. which my class if ur too slow to decipher that. oh ya, not forgetting. i came late! ah, yes. cos i was waiting for daniel, and, blah blah blah. we changed to story tee and played whacko. yeah, the usual stuff.

then we went to the hall for the actual orientation thingy. ya we did some dancing i think. then during lunch interacted with inante and our ogls shiqing, samuel and jimmy. some very friendly ppl. ya then they thought us our cheers and stuff. then after lunch cant remember what really happened. but i know we danced the whiney whiney, and they taught us some cheers. and i think there were games.

day 2. oo. funn. made myself known today. erh okay. in the morning there was staff intro and stuff. staff, stuff. hehe. after that we did some dancing. learnt the whiney whiney again and neutron. then after that we learned the whiney whiney. which is really funky la. then we played inter-film games. oh ya. first there was this get balloons game. where we were supposed to go around catching balloons with rackets between our legs and at the same time trying to dodge tennis balls thrown by the other films, which if we failed to do, we'd die la. supposedly. so i volunteered myself la. but when the whistle was blown. screw all that.everyone just went for the balloons. and tried to whack them away from other films. then the non-participating peeps went for the balloon also. total madness la.

okay. then after that there was another game. oh. where i made a fool out of myself. k la, then i dunno ppl thought it was gonna be a race to the stage. [which sounds dumb la, now that im blogging about it] so they sent all the fast ppl up. so ya la, i went. then when we reached the stage. they told us to do the killer move and the combo. WTF. oohhh sshiiittt. ho btw, the killer move and combo are like the supposedly long and chim moves of the two dances. whiney whiney and neutron. hoho shiitt. what the hell. so okay, my combo was okay la. actually "it was correct, just that the judges were cock eyed."-quote shiqing, who was, being the ogl, supportive of me although i screwed up my killer move. at least not so badly screwed up la. but still.

then we had lunch. more inante interaction. speaking of which, there are three other vs guys innit. all of em in jc1. and there was another dhs ip dude. and a scout. blah,blah,blah. then there was roleplay. cant remember by who. thena fter that the IP students had to leave and attend some whole brain learning workshop. quite fun la. aparently the speaker was the rg principal some time ago. and she holds a WHOLE lotta other positions. then after that we went down to the parade square. to learn la bamba. quite fast la. too fast for me, whatever. thena fter that we got changed and went for OG dinner.

so we met. then we went to suntec. the whole of ingole. going to suntec on the second day of school. never done that. so there we went to sky garden. then me and a few others from inante went to mac's la. then at sky garden. chit chatted. played games. then there were dares for all those who screwed up la. luckily i didnt. cos the punishments were, ooh. eating a french fry. as in. you hav eit in ur mouth. a girl has it in her mouth. then you guys chew it. and if ur unlucky/lucky enuff you'll kiss. and dipping ur head in the water at the pond there. then carissa [classmate and fellow ingole-an] had to sing that wo ai ni cheer thingy across suntec to samuel. and a few others la. then went home. and reached home at 1140. took the last bus. on the second day of school. went online to test whether my acct worked. i didnt. so i panicked. and slept at 1.

day 3. went to school in the morning. then assembly. then went back to class to play this game. where they asked us to take cookies.then for every cookie we took we had to say one thing bout ourself then i was dumb enuff to take seven out of a possible eight. then after that we had to take a 162-question personality test. then there was electives walkabout. then we went to the hall. and learnt friendship dance. or was it i want you. well, if it was frenship dance, i don wanna talk about it. and if it were i want you, i just didnt get it. cant remember very well what happened after that. i know there was ingole's roleplay. which was funny cos of shyam's voiceover. then they thought cheers. vj unite and a few others. then jimmy made me stand on a chair to demonstrate it. its not as weird as it sounds la. and then there were games. major dog and bone. violent dog and bone.

then after that we had supporting actor/actress elections. which i was involved in la cos inante go sabo me and nominated me. k la. the following information wasnt supposed to leak out of ingole. but, whattheheyy.

so the made us intro ourselves and why we shd be SAAs. then they made us write ingole and somethingelse with our butts. then they made us do pole dances and lap dances. oh shit. yes, that meant i had to do it. if ur relaly desperate for the video as wenshu. he recorded it. sick bugger. so blah blah blah.

then after that we discussed the roleplay. then me and 6 other guys volunteered to be pregnant mothers. oh ya, btw we were supposed to come up with a play involving the initials VJC. and ours was victoria's jumbo condoms. then blah blah blah more discussions. then dennis [SAA] decided to screw everything and rehearse the day after.





this thing requires a part two.

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