Tribute to 2H
Part 4

Timothy [no joke]

timothy. aiyah. you ahh. very funny la. you like to annoy ppl by saying no joke when they tell you something. now look what you've done to jayakanth. and den sometimes you, i dunno, try to suck up or annoy me by saying, what, im a good prefect, dunnowhat, you're disappointed in me. crap eh.

you also used to be in hockey. then you had that noble stick. then ppl call you Noble. hahaha. then this year you were good frens with aaron. then during interclass games you'd be the keeper. then keep doubting yourself. then ask me to be the keeper. then when i ask you for the gloves you change your mind. everytime like that eh. haiz. anything la huh. just good luck in upper sec. don annoy ppl too much.

Jonathan [jt]

jonathan. you're a geek. you're the class geek. eh thats a compliment eh. jonathan, your very into ur religion. which is cool. then when you said you listen only to christian songs and nothing else. i thought that was even cooler.

i know you like to sleep in class. i think its contagious la. you guys get it from jacob. and then you used to be in hockey. now wait you still are i think. and then you told me that you wanna get into the school team, get the jersey and quit. ahaha. thats the spirit.

ya and you keep saying ur very slackish and your good marks all lucky wan. erm, in upper sec thats a very risky thing to do. so, pls don do it. good luck dood and study hard.

and sorry fer fergetting your name. very very sorry.

Shannon

shannon. you are. argh. i dunno how to say this. erm, okay you're the lamest guy i know. seriously. you're, just damn lame. and den ya you make class [esp maths] much more fun. and den you just, ah lame. now look what sitting next to you during pc and being ur DnT partner has done to me. and look what you've done to the track and field team. this is all your doing shannon. being ur DnT partner was fun la. your lame crap. everytime noe. then irritate me. you're many lamers' idol.

okay, lame, but also sometimes funny. and irritating. esp after you say something lame, then you'd laugh wanting the person to laugh. and then theres that egoistic side of you. which comes out quite often also. then you'd get good marks for something. most of the time english. then youd walk around. asking other ppl for their marks. purposely noe. and as a result almost the whole class knows when you get good marks. haha.

and then theres that serious side of you. which, seldom comes out. only when you're not happy with something. and occasionally during our DnT brainstorming. weird la. doesnt fit ur face.

yayaya okay i know. you're smart la. you're in 3A la. handsome la handsome la okay. have fun spreading ur lameness to the smartest ppl in the school. and good luck to you

Wesley

wesley. i dunno what to say about you la we seldom talk. and when we do you'd ask me about what i think of ur behaviour. like im some mentor like that noe. and since this is a tribute i dont wanna say anything bad or what. just that, ya okay la you've improved since sec one.

so keep improving and hopefully change. now that ur in upper sec and good luck in that.

George [geok - malay] (-=[e⁶]=-)

george. i remember in sec 1 you stuck that fish down that measuring cylinder. and you had to pay for it. ahahaha. and now ur so fit and fast. then now better than me. eh, brudder cannot like that eh. then like to show of ur biceps. and boobs. eeeee.

i dunno u seem enthu in both ncc and soccer. i dunno la. you love insulting mats. not that i don do that but at least i know when to stop. and you shd know when to too. you were, er well brought up i guess. yeah you know your all compassionate and all that. okayokayokay im [we're] SORRY for making fun at you for that. its its not my fault orh. its wee ho's. but ya i guess ur responsible and haf good leadership skills and stuff. ya la ya la ncc good la okay.

and then you like to make fun of ppl. khai esp. and scouts. don la, i knwo we're all not fast or strong enuff to chase you and take you down. which makes you quite a *ahem* at times. don annoy ppl too much la. and ya, lets face. you know this. you're quitteee bad tempered la. don la. shdnt be eh. cannot be eh. ppl don really like that. hopefully youd tone down on the attitude when u become csm. and suicide is for losers. remember that. you shd never ever ever think of it. its stupid la.

eessiixx. ah, ya you're a good member of the team. you don sidetrack a lot. but who am i to say that. ahaha. BUT, you had better been like that cos you missed lots of ipw meetings. so, good.

george you're very hardworking and idunnowhatstheword. studyhardgoodluck. you malay.

Hong Han [hogan]

hogan you sailor. you come early to school. then youd sit with the rest of us and chit chat. your laughter is contagious. you're quite full of lame crap. you and your cheeky bast-*whooaa*. eh how come ah, i dunno what to say bout you.

eh. you're in the mat class right. eh good luck okay uncle. don become one of them. very worrying eh. be careful okay. and good luck as a sailor. maybe one day you'll meet popeye.

Jia Xian [jx]

jia xiiaann... hows sim lim square. ahaha kidding. but really ah. amazes me how much you know about that place. you know alot bout all this hardware crap which i just cant care less about. when you were in sec 1 u sat next to me. and den during maths you wldnt listen to mr tay. and you'd play with your calculator. then you'd spread christianity around the whole class. no comments there.

but you have a better attitude now. you have that, those kind of fatherly attitude.with great power comes great responsibility. i remember you saying that when i was about to become a prefect. and you've given me lots of "good luck"s. so, heres mine. good luck for everything life's gonna offer you.

Mervin

mervinn. i veryveryvery seldom talk to you. altho we're linked by nicholas. i only remember talking about what, founding fathers. yaawwnn. besides asking some small questions. ya. eh we shd talk more dude.

oh yes i remember. you phone rang reeaally loud during class. haha. you have that very businiessman-y look. and you're in 3A. triple science. good lcuk and study hard dude.

Chun Han (-=[e⁶]=-)

han. you dao-ist. why you like to dao ppl so much ah? okayokay. er. you're very smart. then youd pretend humble. then talk a lot of cock. you're dman pro at badminton. its funny how you're amazed by the little little things. you like to ask lots of questions. and then during class youd ask me to ask the teacher. why ah. then youd act gay with me. then after a bit of gay-ing. "DONT ACT GAY LAA". weird.

erm chun han. you may not knwo this but ur well known by ur dao-ishness and ur mood swings and ur weird-ness. speaking of mood swings. erm, you have them. -_-". and they make u weird.

ur a much better prefect than i am. ya i know that. come to think about it rite. you're better than me at everything eh. even my stamina also not as good as urs eh. haiz.

oh yes. you're the e-six. group leader. and i must say you did a brilliant job. all of us agree on that. seriously. you did quite a lot of things. we agree on that too. okay, nt quite. you did a LOT of things. and ur very kind. and generous. and thoughtful. despite ur trademark dao-ishness.

lalala. see ya next year.

Jun Kai [white guy]

haha. jun kai. its not my fault okay. everyone calls you white guy. im just following them. ok. laammee. whatever.

jun kai. ur very quiet in class. and you have that will to learn. which is very very good. and you like to ask me questions. altho sometimes i answer with an "idunno" or "imnotsure" [sorry bout that btw]. yer quite friendly to me i guess. and pro at table tennis. i guess.

hmm triple science i see. good luck brudder. study hard. just ignore what the ppl around are saying. as in, unless their giving u advice la. aiiyaahh you know what i mean la. don explode or lose your temper.

Eng Loong [yel ]

eng loong. another band bast-*woops*. haha. sorry la. thats what we call you all. eng loong. you're the first person i talked and made frens with in vs. that was last year. THIS year... aaahh. you. like to call ppl by their fathers names. esp me. then youd stop onli when i get angry. haha. fun rriigghtt??? but then we also know yours. so too bad.

you're quite an enthu bad member la. you were the only sec 1 in syf last year rite. cool. pro. oh and you wanted me to join band also right remember. and you live very far away. and your very into all this handphones crap. and you've changed urs quite a lot of times.

you're a nice person la. its just that you've got a bit of vscb in you. be careful. study hard bro. and the best of luck.

Aaron

aaron. you've got patrician blood in you. you need to go sanitise yourself. you're into tennis. you're quite well-known for ur slackyness. and your 'lek' attitude. and mr leong loves you. ahaha. and mr ho also. can still remember what he said. "from st. pats ah? all the pai kias." then after that he made you pull up ur pants. haha.

ya thats all i hafta say. perhaps another year in vs could neutralise the damage done by st. pat's.

Nil Sine Labore